The Porcelain Corpse is a black metal/ industrial band from the suburbs of St. Louis, Missouri. Let's get to know them better, shall we? Step One: Meet The Members Joe-- vocals BD-- keyboard and drum beats Phat Jay-- guitar Andrew-- bass Step Two: Read The Interview If you could organize the tour of your dreams, which three bands would you pick to tour with you? Joe: Hmmm. Since I'm dreaming... I suppose Dethklok, the Ninja Turtles... and Kittie, not cuz Kittie is good, but I'd imagine a lot of girls would be there to see them. lol BD: Dimmu Borgir, Gorgoroth, Korn Phat Jay: Deathstars, Daath, Aborym... And of course, Justin Timberlake Andrew: I would have to say Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against The Machine, and Primus. What is your favorite horror movie and why? Joe: The Exorcist. The concept of an innocent character transforming into pure filth and slime is fascinating... Either that, or Harry and the Hendersons. BD: I would say Pet Sematary, because it used to scare the fuck outta me when I was a kid. Phat Jay: I definitely have a tie between High and Low budget production flicks, and they are "Cradle Of Fear" because its disgusting, B rated and gorey as shit and "Signs" because it's the most realistic alien movie ever and that is by far my worst fear...Aliens. That movie gives me nightmares that I will enjoy for the rest of my being... Andrew: My favorite would probably be From Dusk Till Dawn, because I enjoyed the story line and the way Robert Rodriguez put humor into a movie like that and still had all of the much loved gore. Emo. Any thoughts? Joe: I'm all about it. I think that little boys should be able to choose whether they like girls or weiners. And be able to wear glittery tight pants. Weird. BD: hahaha. Don't kill yourself...let me do it! Phat Jay: I eat emo kids!!!!!!!!!!! If you're going to kill yourself, DO IT ALL-FUCKING-READY!!! Andrew: They cry too much an their music sucks. =] Do your parents come to the shows? If so, how do they feel about the fake blood? Joe: Shit. My grandmother comes along sometimes. The fake blood don't bother her though... it's all the menstrual blood that concerns her. BD: My mom came to one. She didn't mind the fake blood. She was just there to show support. Phat Jay: My parents are under the impression that I play for a Christian metal band and we are trying to change the world for God....I might have came home drunk one night and came up with a bit of a story...lol Andrew: Yes, and my mom don't mind it because she sits in the back, but my dad hates it. lol Where do you see yourself in the next five years? Joe: Umm. Probably in some kind of midget porn business. Or growing tomatos in silex... BD: Hahaha. In a mental institution, strapped down to a bed screaming for a shot of Jack Daniels. Phat Jay: Having already toured the world made approximately 500000000000000000000000000 dollars and convinced millions to a death full of prescription pills, booze, sex, S.T.D.s, and eventually a group suicide. Nothing too extravigant. Andrew: I see myself playing with the band on a huge record label, getting phat pay checks and playin' shows on the moon with alien bands. Step Three: Visit their MySpace page at myspace.com/theporcelaincorpse Back To The Issue Two Table Of Contents Back To Main Page TMND MySpace Profile